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Peacocks Spotted Crossing Street Inside Wine Country’s Oldest City
Why did the peacock cross the road? Stupid take on a new joke, right? But I’m asking in earnest. While I won’t reveal the exact coordinates of these NBC-associated birds, I recently found myself rolling through wine country when I encountered no fewer than *three* full-grown, rainbow-feathered peacocks confidently strutting down a street in Lafayette.…
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Mr. |||\|||/ Goes To McMinnville
From a crowded section of the universe and looking to get away from it all, |||\\|||/, from Proxima Centauri b, wanted a better life for themself. And being that |||\\|||/ had no place else to go, they decided to immigrate to Earth. Specifically, the long-running reality show that is known as These United States. Why…